ANCIENT WISDOM FOR MODERN TIMES

MentalRadio and Optimysticals been here since the beginning of time, secretly unleashing beams of feel-good impulses and buoyant optimism whenever needed. Until now, the Elders of Mental Control – following the governing Doctrines of MentalRadio – have released only finite bundles of optimism in carefully calibrated doses some experts incorrectly exaggerated as: “oodles.”

2020 changes everything. As was foretold by Nostradamas, who, in his book Les Prophéties, predicted, “following a pandemonium, there will the dawning of a time of perfect vision.”

The MentalRadio website and these recordings will reveal everything you need to know in Widescreen, 3D Surround Sound, a movie in Chapters that play in your head with an original soundtrack, and a dimension that opens up between your ears.

MentalRadio presents all this with genetically altered humor, and the ancient principle of Time-Released Mirth.

Time-Released Mirth is not technically humor. It may not make you laugh or even smile, but later, for reasons you might not understand, you may find yourself with a smirk or an unjustifiable grin. This is normal. And it may never happen. That in itself, is funny. What scientists call Humorless Humor.

Then too, when you least expect it, you may be seized with a sense of Spontaneous Optimism, followed by Cloud Nine Euphoria, and what eastern religions call “The 7th Heaven of Tickled Pink.” This elevated state will be accompanied by a funny feeling that everything is going to be okay.

MentalRadio reveals a secret worldwide society founded by Nikola Tesla dedicated to helping mankind based on Wireless Energy Transfer through the use of magnetic fields also called Power Beaming. Look it up.

Tesla originally conceived of Wireless Energy Transfer as a principle for radio waves, microwaves, infrared and light waves, and quickly realized that since everything in the Universe was vibrating at a particular frequency, the principles were also consistent with thoughts, feelings, and the subconscious.

As such, Telepathy was real, Mental Control was vital, and Mental Lubrication could trigger Arousal Waves awakening higher states of consciousness and a happier life.

Such radical thinking was unacceptable in 1893, and like DaVinci embracing mirror writing to hide his scientific ideas from the powerful Roman Catholic Church, Tesla created this underground society with principles based on a search for wisdom and essential Doctrines of Mentology.

These doctrines revolved around this belief: In an unlimited universe, there are limitless possibilities, and the sheer limitlessness of possibilities, guarantees limitless solutions to every impossible problem. His worldwide collaborators, who included Albert Einstein and American author Upton Sinclair, came to be known as “Optimysticals,” a name Tesla believed he created. He was wrong.

Archaeologists in India have recently uncovered scrolls in catacombs beneath a 4,000-year-old Shiva Temple confirming that enlightened masters, great sages called “Optimysticals” and “Knowitalls," have been with us since the dawn of creation. But that’s just part of the story….

Episodes

Best of Season One - Part Deux

Here's the quickest way to discover what Real 3D Audio Theater is like in the 21st Century. You'll go in search of happiness and find Yeah Buts. You'll meet the Lord of the Dreads in Devil's Anus. hear Morgan Freeman give the History of Soup, find the cure for Ikky Brain and Murky Dumps, discover Hornet Sharks, go to Noah's Arc and Yaweh Village in Kentucky, and activate your dormant Tickled Pink Glands. It's Stephen Hawking in a Clown Suit and it's all free.

Best Of Season One

If you’ve never listened to MENTALRADIO, this is the perfect introduction. It’s some of our favorite moments from Season One. You’ll experience the jolt of feel-good impulses and your Tickled Pink Glands will awaken. It’s “Humor that Sticks.” Sticky humor that lodges in the brain and drips down later for delayed-onset satisfaction and sudden bursts of levity. It’s stories, sketches, features and parodies in Cinematic Audio Theater for the 21st Century: Morgan Freeman talks about the Blues, Dixon Ticonderoga looks the Devil in the Eye, Guy Goode faces the Gloom, the Reverend Apostle BG reveals the Blazin’ Glory Book of Belief, Brock Stillwell saves the day, and more. Too much fun is never enough.

Chapter Twelve: Imagination

The "Season Finale" features Dixon Ticonderoga traveling through dimensions and finding Seams between them, Aliens may already be here and Guy Goode faces a giant Alien Cockroach Mother Breeder near Nightmare Hall, and if that’s not enough, Brock Stillwell may be called by the universe to save the day again and leave gifts too good to be true. Imagination is more important than Knowledge. Find out why, and hear the Fortune Fairy find a fortune for humanity that may change your life forever.

Chapter Eleven: Enthusiasm

if you feel naked and tied up, at the mercy of forces too crazy to comprehend…thank God you have your sense of humor. The Reverend Apostle BG brings Noah’s Ark and Yahweh Village to 17,000 acres in Kentucky with a chance for you to invest in history. If crooks are trying to crack your safe, there’s always a chance a superhero could come crashing through the ceiling, dodge bullets, and save the day. And you’ll find out why Tennessee Williams said "Enthusiasm is the most important thing in life."

Chapter Ten: Blues

When the blues appear and things get gloomy, and the blue johnnies paint a picture of the end of days, Dixon Ticonderoga finds a brighter tomorrow. Learn the Secrets to "Competitive Humility" with World Champion, Blaine LaFontaine. Hear the History of the Blues with Morgan Freeman and watch Guy Goode survive being swallowed by the Lord of the Dreads. All true. All real.  Don’t wait now.

Chapter Nine: Inspiration

At last, your Hallelujah Liberation has arrived in the "Blazin’ Glory Book of Belief,” a Cookbook that comes with Miracle Anointing Oil and Barbeque Sauce at no extra charge, If you love to eat ’till you drop because grease squeezin’ butter-filled rhino burgers, stuffed with cheese are too good to resist, then come to Big Bubba’s House of Pain. Plus, you’ll discover the meaning of Gizmos. And if your life hangs in the balance because of Tick tock and Quack Quack, Horse Face and Three Fingers, and you’re surrounded by insecure sharks who bite first no matter what...don’t give up. Help is on the way.

Chapter Eight: Doubt

Hear the life solutions and spiritual revelations of the Himalayan Master, Swami Gotchatubyet. Discovered by the Beastie Boys, he brings a message of great consciousness through great commerce. It's available now at all Meditation Malls and Nirvana Knick Knack Shacks. Plus, Guy Goode in the Belly of the Lord of the Dreads,  Transform your life with humorless humor in 30 minutes, guaranteed or your money back.

Chapter Seven: Harmony

Hear Morgan Freeman describe what we all have in common. If your down in the dumps takes you into a manhole, will reaching out to Infinity bring BROCK STILLWELL to the rescue?  What is a "Tincture of Eponymous" and what good is a good luck charm from Machu Pichu?  Are the voices you hear, people hiding in the attic? And do they know the truth about you? Find out where the words WHATCHAMACALLITS and THIGAMAJIGS came from, how saying “Yes, and...” can help you find Harmony, and much more….it’s The Twilight Zone meets Monty Python. 

Chapter Six: Dreads

Can Blood Hornets bring down Dixon Ticonderoga? Can the Lord of the Dreads eat Guy Goode and Gabby with hundreds of black and broken teeth? Find out how effervescence is better than wretchedness in the Forced Learning Center. Can an evolutionary fluke result in someone who is half man, half octopus? Find out how to get rid of mournful bleak and murky dumps with a miracle bean. It's all real. It's all true.

Chapter Five: Luck

What does Optimism sound like? Meet Vuja De, the one who knows something good is about to have happened. She knows how to get to the luck plane. Proof that the Art of Ricochet is real, proven by Ricochet Masters like Brownboy Love. What happens to WHYMEEZ, those victims who look for someone to blame and go mad? World updates on attacks of giant lizards, herds of goats, and blood hornets. 

Chapter Four: Dilemmas

Dixon Ticonderoga wakes up to find Dilemmas are massive bulls in an arena filled with spectators who want to bring him down. Hear the words of a six year old who is already a Black Belt in the Art of Ricochet thanks to MentalRadio training and got to Cloud Nine in the Seventh Heaven of Tickled Pink. You will learn Vocal Authority Training, how to speak with conviction whether you know anything about any topic. You'll join Guy Goode and Gabby in the darkest part of the Valley of Death, where they face a Tantrum at Devil's Anus. And how your EGO strengthens itself by complaining, and why being an Optimystical is not only necessary but is the only option.

Chapter Three: Happiness

Discover that butterflies sing "This is my lucky Day" and what Happiness is and how you might find it buried under "Yeah-Buts." Learn about how 2020 is the beginning of the Great Ascension, and the benefits of becoming a "Black Belt in the Art of Ricochet.” Watch cans of Time-Released Mirth get triggered for a release of Spontaneous Optimism. You’ll realize the Optimysticals are real and have been among us since the dawn of creation. Experience Time-Released Mirth. Find out you're better than you think and happier than you knew.

Chapter Two: Gloom

Proving MENTALRADIO is a jolt of lightning in the impending gloom, a hundred year old worldwide underground society explores the phenomenon of an all-pervasive gloom. Clearly the only answer lies in Tragic Optimism, but how many people know that? And how do we get there? This episode is the beginning.

Chapter One: Optimism

Is it all completely real and impossible to believe, or some kind of 21st Century Theater. Could a conspiracy for some kind of Subversive Optimism dedicated to uplifting mankind really exist? A worldwide secret organization more than a 100 years old? Discover that Spontaneous Optimism is real in Chapter One.

Shadoe Stevens' "MentalRadio" is an elevating, uplifting escape into a world all its own; a Twilight Zone of innovation and genetically-altered humor. Coming from a former Masonic Temple in Hollywood, MentalRadio reveals a secret worldwide society dedicated to helping mankind. Its a theatrical, highly produced audio experience brimming with optimism.