“2000 years before the birth of Christ, Mental Radio went too far. It’s time to go too far again.”

Pandemonium starts before that.

ANCIENT HISTORY OF EARTH

Numerous human artifacts have been found across North and South America that are so old they threaten to overturn this theory. In 1966, human artifacts were found in South America, in 250,000 year old strata (using two different types of radiometric dating).

Over 100 million years ago, in limestone bedrock, countless dinosaurs left their footprints to be fossilized forever. The tracks of another creature are also found there. The tracks are clearly that of modern man can be found there also. The trail of the tracks of man and of the dinosaurs lead into a limestone ledge. Digging into the ledge they found human and dinosaur prints 18-inches from one another.

The limestone itself dates to the Cretaceous period 135-million years ago. A fossilized human figure (X-rays clearly show bone, joints and ligaments) was found in the same strata.

In South Africa, hundreds of metallic spheres have been found by miners digging in Precambrian strata over 2.5-billion years old. Fine grooves circle some of the spheres. They could not have been formed by an known geological process. The spheres are a complete mystery. The same spheres were found in other parts of the world, in particular Tierra del Fuego. In these spheres were found ancient tablets with mysterious writing, later to become known as the Tablets of Pandemonium.

The oldest city on Earth is now thought to be the Inca city of Tiajuanaco in Bolivia. It was built around 12,000 years ago. The temple there is aligned to the cardinal points. The facing stones are perfectly set without mortar. One cannot insert a needle into the cracks the stones are so perfectly cut. Some of the stones weigh over 100 tons.

No one really knows who built the Sphinx or the Stonehenge. These are megalithic structures constructed with stone blocks as large as 300 tons (2 diesel locomotives). Both structures are astrologically aligned. There are many compelling similarities between the Ancient Americas and Ancient Egypt

Directly south of Bolivia, at the southern tip of South America, is Tierra del Fuego.

The ancient Pandemonium Tablets, containing the secret teachings of all ages, were found in that country. The tablets taught techniques for better reception of telepathy radio thousands of years ago, and created what could best be described as “awful DJs playing in your head.” The death of ungoverned radio resulted in Pandemonium and the teachings were lost for hundreds of years.

This is where we get the word, (not as some believe, from Milton to designate the capital of hell in Paradise Lost). Milton too, was a Pandemonian and liberated the word from the secret teachings.

The word PANDEMONIUM was entirely misused by John Milton for his own literary devises. He was correct in that PANDEMONIUM is a "place of uproar" and "wild, lawless confusion" but the "palace in Hell" was a fictionalization by Milton, having stolen it from ancient manuscripts and misappropriating it because - as he later revealed - "He liked the word."

In the early 1890s, Nikola Tesla’s study of the sacred knowledge inspired him to replicate telepathy with electronics and led to his discovery and demonstrates of wireless energy transfer in 1893 and subsequent invention of what we now call radio. See the actual video on the homepage of this website.

In the 1930s, Pandemonium beliefs traversed the country in railway cars and tents as the Vertical Pandemonium Audio Circus, featuring astounding mental acrobatics and demonstrations of mystic powers that frightened villagers in the midwest.

In 1929, Upton Sinclair wrote about it. His wife was a mind reader and had telepathic abilities (probably due to her discovery of Pandemonium techniques) and told her husband, “Call the book Mental Radio,” a name she’d discovered by studying the “Book of Didjuno,” which contained secret Pandemonium principles.

Albert Einstein who, in his preface to "Mental Radio," praised Sinclair for being a conscientious observer and writer and for his good faith and dependability in reporting paranormal research.”

ANCIENT HISTORY OF PANDEMONIUM

THE PANDEMONIUM - is a collection of TABLETS mysteriously found by archeologists in spheres embedded in Precambrian strata. These tablets in the spheres contained the secret teaching of all ages, proving everything you know is wrong - everything you’re smug about should be re-examined.

THE VERTICAL is the blossoming, the awakening

ANCIENT MANUSCRIPTS Everything we know, everything discovered, uncovered, and that we believe, is a recent revelation of ancient texts known as THE PANDEMONIUM... in which "dancing and whooping" strangely spread messages of hope and optimism...

There was an ancient empire no one writes about. There were the Aztecs, the Mayans, the Incas, and a culture few people know about and those who do, only whisper the name. These were the HMAITEX (the M is silent, the X is pronounced like a K, in other words: HI` - Tek`).

Their secret teachings were coded texts memorized by the ancients - and more recently, gypsies - were known as The PANDEMONIA.

Only recently have scientists begun revealing in coded messages to associates worldwide, the astonishing discoveries in Tierra del Fuego (at the southern tip of South America.). What has been revealed is that this culture has seamlessly woven itself invisibly into the fabric of every culture throughout history, in every part of the world.

Of course, at the time of the Hmaitex, the world was a very different place. This was before "the Great Inversion," when the southern tip of South America was at the top of the world, and the top of the world was at the bottom. It was so different, that the climate of Tierra del Fuego was tropical.

This occurred because it was at the exact right angle in relation to the sun to attract the maximum amount of "ideal sunlight." The term "ideal sunlight" is a scientific term describing the highest intensity sunlight that can be directed to a particular point on Earth allowing for optimum biological and atmospheric conditions. In this near perfect environment, the Hmaitex civilization flourished.

PANDEMONIUM - ORIGINS

PANDEMONIUM came from ancient ancestors (Hmaitex adventurers and explorers) who traveled on great ships to exotic corners of the world in search of rare spices and aphrodisiacs. Their travels were chronicled in the "BOOK OF DIDJUNO" found in the ruins of the HMAITEX in rural Tierra del Fuego. The extraordinary trade routes and the tales of colorful people and magical music are the stuff of dreams and legends.

The "Book of Didjuno" is so all encompassing and extraordinary that by comparison the Dead Sea Scrolls are a mere punctuation mark in the recorded history of mankind. Each culture, in trying to establish its own unique identity, has buried all knowledge of this sacred text, which holds all the concepts, ideologies, religious beliefs, and customs of all cultures, and races throughout history. The question arises, "Why was the PANDEMONIUM and the Book of Didjuno suppressed?

What was so threatening to all of these different peoples that they would universally abandon the source and inspiration of all of their ideas?" The answer lies in the nature of man. If the Book of Didjuno contains THE PANDEMONIUM, a wellspring of all philosophies, doctrines, and faiths, then one must conclude that all beliefs, tenets, and principles are ONE, and only the descriptions change.

This is not conducive to fostering the distinctiveness of one group from another. As a result, a group must deny that common indivisibility in order to assert its personal, unique superiority. The concepts, discoveries and ingenuity of the PANDEMONIA are the foundation of all of the Hmaitex culture. The notions of "too much fun is never enough," and "Laugh Now, Think Later," were all Hmaitex mantras. Their innovation has never been equaled.

Known for their peculiar inverted pyramids - that have scientists baffled even today. Petroglyphs and symbols have been found in caves and on parchment, containing information more ancient than even the Dead Sea Scrolls. From Cupajava, Peru, to Jubongo, Dubai, and Shebang, China, proof is popping up. From 8,000 feet in the air, over the plains of Argentina, massive symbols can be seen carved into the ground - symbols that look distinctly like massive shadows. Coincidence? Or something more?

(Galileo wrote extensively about the PANDEMONIUM but had to retract everything when he ran into trouble with the Pope who thought Galileo was a Samolian - but was simply misled and confused).

SAMOLIANS - are another culture who've existed since the dawn of time, and being diametrically opposed in manner and spirit to the Hmaitex, were absorbed in the pursuit of power, material possessions and money (thus, the origin of the Brooklyn slang term for money).

ADDITIONAL TERMINOLOGY

UM-HUM - Hmaitex sacred mantra to be said aloud or silently to themselves - "Um-Hum" is both an affirmation and a calming focus for the contemporary "monkey mind."

MONKEY MIND - is Samolian slang referring to the highest state of consciousness, the most revered state, being one in which an individual can chatter, dabble, ruthlessly conquer, and accomplish every whim in a frenzied state of excitation, while trampled in the process. YOU are everything to everything.

ANTIDOTE TO "MONKEY MIND" - see Um-Hum

"THAT’S A POMPEII" is telling a joke SO BAD that it brings to mind the frozen screaming faces left in the lava after the eruption of POMPEI. (the response: "That's a Pompeii.")

(Since the beginning of time, Samolians have considered the simian to be the truest definition of the term ideal. At once primal, they are childlike, open, naive, and blameless, and consequently, seem to have the most fun.

In the year 789 BC, a large orthodox tribe of Samolians lived among and freely married some of the more attractive simians - they are said to have had a propensity for primal pleasures - (see "Sams and Sims in the New Linoleum" - Dr. Phil Goode, Spiritwood Publishing, Jamestown, North Dakota), and their offspring are said to have spread throughout the world.

SAMOLIAN GODDESS - Although the recorded history of the Samolian culture dates back to the dawn of time, and their purpose has never deviated, there has been but one high priestess in our modern age who has ever been reported as having "Attained Godhead.” Her name is Madonna.)

LADY GAGA and MADONNA - see "Monkey Mind" and "Attaining Godhead."

EXUBERANT - an uberant who's not any more - a deposed king insect (ant) - Samolians worshipped the Ant, their sacred animal - the ruler of the Samolians was an...

UBERANT - a deposed uberant was an ex-uberant; the objective of every ruler, was to be deposed; when one was unseated, all were very excited, thrilled - thus, the word, today, coming to mean excited.

FLOOTINS - ancient race of people said to have originated somewhere in Northern Europe and known amongst other peoples as 'Pinks'.

HIFLOOTINS - the high priests of the Flootins.

GIZMO - a Hmaitex word that appears to have meant 'sacred object'. The Hmaitex believed that it was a sacrilege to throw anything away because all small objects were inhabited by little deities. As a result, an important part of their daily ritual was to find storage space for these Gizmos. Today, you can find, in all parts of the world, large structures devoted to this quasi-religious practice of never throwing away any little object that has come into your life but has no apparent use except, perhaps, to house little deities that would be very angry if you threw them away.

DOODAD - see Gizmo.

THIGAMAJIG - see Doodad.

THINGY - see Thigamajig.

THOVERWARP - Einstein's immutable law - a law of the universe that states, "when there's a Thunder there's an equal and opposite Thover - and vice versa" - clues to its truth in observing the universe must be believed strictly on faith because of Hmaitex mysticism.

Footnote: See "Hmaitex - the Gentle Warriors" - Dr. Phil Goode (Sunflower Press, Jamestown, North Dakota).

GEOID - (Gee-oid) - surface within or around the earth that is everywhere normal to gravity and coincides with mean sea-level. A PANEMONIA word that has become part of the English language and maintains its exact meaning. It also had another Hmaitex meaning, the closest translation to English being the slang term 'Nerd'.

FANDANGLE - an ornament - Hmaitex in origin it was used to describe a female fandancer who would dangle ornaments in front of the Emperor in order to gain his favor. Those who were unsuccessful were given the choice of either being thrown into the boiling mouth of a volcano or marriage to a Geoid- Many chose the former.

WHATCHAMACALLITS - clusters of something undefinable that grope at your brain, causing the gropee the inability to come up with the right word for a particular situation. Only after the gropee has been disengaged from the conversation will Whatchamacallits dissipate and allow the words to flow freely.

Proven to exist in 1921 by Sigmund Freud but theorized about and discussed by Socrates who was forced to take hemlock because of his unwillingness to disavow his belief in the existence of Watchamacallits and the teachings of PANEMONIUM. In The Republic, Plato quoted his mentor as saying: " I cannot retract my belief that there exists clusters of negativity that attach themselves to the gray matter in our skulls. There can be no other rational explanation as to why most Senators' brains seem to be so clogged up - it defies logic that they can all be so stupid."

GPS - Gravitational Pull of Sanity. A constant and irreversible tug often referred to as Conscience

THE CHILL OF CONFIRMATION - ancient Samolian rite of passage . Young men, when they reached puberty, were forced to walk naked for two days in the snow. When they returned they were welcomed into the Circle of Warriors and allowed to marry.

Because the Samolians inhabited a tropical climate where it had not snowed for as long as anyone could remember, warriors and husbands had to be recruited from other tribes. This is suspected by many anthropologists to have been a contributing factor to their surly dispositions and eventual demise.

"TOO TRUE TO BELIEVE - TOO TRUE TO BE TRUE" - ancient PANEMONIUM maxim, and exclamation.

NEGATIVISITY An exact interpretation of this most ancient term has been impossible to define in the contemporary thought process, as it appears to define a juxtaposition between negativity and positivity, wherein the negative cancels the positive and vice versa, leaving only an emptiness that is a paradoxical conundrum and then some.

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